Goodbye, honey!
Good luck in the exam!
Fran!
Hey, what a face!
Are you back from taking an exam?
Yes, Analysis II
Two hours there felt like a year.
On top of that I didn't study anything.
But, well, a miracle saved me.
Dude, I'm just like you.
I spent weeks trying to study,
but it was in vain.
I swear to you that, if it weren't for my parents, I would have already quitted.
Why would you leave?
Besides, you're very close to finishing.
No...
Look...
This helped me.
And this is...
This is an amulet...
which fulfills wishes.
Stop it!
I know I'm tired, but don't make fun of me.
I'm even more tired...
You know what, I'm leaving.
Okay. The exam made you mystical.
A little.
See you. Be careful.
We should grab a beer sometime.
-Shure. I hope that helps you. Good luck. -Thank you!
Fernández, Emilia.
Hey, excuse me.
Do you know what's going on?
You have not heard?
Alicia took a leave and the exam is taken by Jaramillo.
No...
Hey, I'm done. She's going to ruin your day.
Wait a minuto. Why Jaramillo? If Jaramillo does not even belong to this class.
I don't know...
I think she hates me. I want to die.
No... she doesn't hate you. She hates all of us.
Gartner, Johana.
Uh, they called me.
Well... wish me luck.
Come in, please.
Gartner...
How nice to see you again.
Really?
If you plan to answer like you did in your Algebra exam,
I'm going to have a lot of fun.
Well... this is easy:
Five questions, like the old days,
four questions must be answered correctly to pass,,
And, if I have any doubts, I can ask any additional questions.
Any further questions?
Perfect. Let's get started.
Question number 10.
Define and relate the Green and Stokes theorems.
The Green's theorem is...
I don't remember. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, please, giving the case
Be polite.
And, no. I'm not gonna "wait".
I don't know why some of them come to the exam.
Gartner...
How nice to see you again.
If that's how she plans to answer...
Well... this is simple:
Five random questions, like the old days,
four questions must be answered correctly to pass,
And, if I have any doubts, I can ask any additional questions.
Any further questions?
This can't be real...
And I haven't asked you any question yet.
Question number 10.
Define and relate the Green and Stokes theorems.
Please...
Go home.
And next time come sober.
Come in, please.
Gartner...
How nice to see you again.
Question number 10.
Define and relate the Green and Stokes theorems.
Can we skip that question?
Try it, at least.
Otherwise, why did you come?
I really don't know the answer.
Define and relate the Green and Stokes theorems.
What are you doing, exactly?
Wait a minute, I'm almost done.
What?!
That's it!
Both are linked to the field of integrals.
This is unbelievable!
Get out of here!
Define and relate the Green and Stokes theorems.
Both are linked to the field of integrals.
Hi, mom!
I know it's hard, but maybe you remember.
The Stoke's theorem,
Do you remember what is related to?
No, thank you. Dad don't know a shi...
-Define and relate the Green... -Yes, yes... the Green and Stoke theorems.
In your face!
Green's theorem is a special case from Stokes's theorem.
There's your relationship, you piece of shi...
The Green and Stoke theorems are linked to the field of integrals.
And Green's theorem is a special case from Stokes's theorem.
Define both!
What a bitch!
Your end is near. But don't worry, mom is here!
I bet you 5k that question number 10 comes out...
Come on, you coward. Or maybe the church does not allow you to gamble?
Well, well...
All the three of you failed.
Come back in March, and sober, please.
Gartner...
How nice to see you again.
Oh, Mabel...
If you only knew how much fun you and I had.
Gartner, are you alright?
Look... since you ask me.
Thanks for asking... giving the case
Shh... shut up!
I'm answering your question!
And I don't want to be polite!
And, no. I am not feeling good.
Do you know why I don't feel good?
Because of shitty ladies like you,
who believe they own the knowledge.
And, no, I didn't study a single thing for today's exam.
But I'm not speaking for today only.
I'm speaking in my name, everyone's names, and for every single day.
And you know it.
And the candle face who is always sitting next to you knows it, too.
And the worst part is that I don't even know what the fuck I am doing here.
And all this for what?!
So that my parents can proudly tell the neighbor
that their daughter is an engineer at some random shit.
So my friends stop asking me when I'm going to graduate.
And all this means nothing, you know?
Because in two minutes I'm going to appear next to that door, like a moron.
If I could, I would leave this shitty college and never come back.
Abra-Cadabra
Hocus Pocus
Wingardium leviosa
Gartner...
Please, calm down.
Pick up your things and go home.
I recommend
that you think very carefully about what you want to do,
both with your life and with your career.
And if you ever decide to come back,
I'm going to be here.
Go home, Gartner.
Joha!
Hey!
Hi, Lau!
How are you?
I'm about to sit for an exam.
I'm as scared as shit.
How are you? Are you tired?
-Have you already taken your exam? -I just came from taking an exam with Jaramillo.
What a nightmare.
But it was much better than I expected.
I don't know who is going to be in my board, but I hope I'm lucky.
Take this...
You may find it funny,
but this crap fulfills people's wishes.
It's going to help you.
Well, Lau, see you latter.
See you.
Take care.