Are you still messing around?
You´re late for the interview that I broke my arm to get you.
Enough, mom!
He´s your friend from high school that you just ran into at the supermarket.
But I got it for you! On top of that, you don´t wash the dishes.
When will be the day you find a chick and get the hell out?
Can you leave me alone? I´m concentrating!
Concentrating! Concentrating! The artist! Get the hell out.
What an idiot…
¨FOR M¨
Carrier, blah, blah, blah…
Repository…
…blah, blah, blah…
Theater workshop!
Children´s play!
Hey, have you ever been to Disnei World?
No… didn´t you read where I live?
What money am I going to go there with?
What´s the matter where you live?
The voice! Didn´t you see the cartoons I sent you?
- Yes yes of course! - More sharper…
Yes! Yes! - More sharper!
It´s OK now?
Yeah, it´s okay, it´s okay…
There, in the first world. they are very professional.
That´s why I´m tired of the assholes
who put on that beautiful suit
to seduce the mothers of the little ones.
But you are an actor!
Well yes a little. I did a theater show in the…
Nobody asked you what you did!
Nobody asked you.
You have to respect and take care the suit you are wearing.
This has to be the best train ever.
Let´s get going.
People!
Let´s go!
Come on!
Whatever you do, kids will always be looking at you.
If you do something strange...
...kids are going to lose their innocence.
-Is this understood? -Yes.
Since you put on those costumes...
...you are no longer people.
-You are characters! It is understood? -Yes!
Characters!
-Is it clear? -Yes!
-Is it clear what I´m saying? -Yes! Yes! Yes!
Well, now let´s do a little test.
Aladdin!
Grab the steering wheel, ´cause the brake´s failing.
Ok.
That´s it. Give it to me.
Give it to me.
That´s it.
Now let´s practice the little dance I taught you.
Come on! Let´s go!
Start making the moves...
We have to be happy, and the kids have to be happy!
They need to be cheerful!
Let´s see! With attitude! Hard!
DANCE!
There it is, there it is!
Dance from one side to the other!
Come on! Let´s drink some water! It´s hot!
What are you doing? You have to lower that belly.
Give up alcohol! Come on! Hydrate yourself!
How are you doing, my princess?
There you go!
-Take care. -Yes, of course.
Take this. Drink plenty of water.
Hey!
Don´t lose it. Take care of it. You already know what to do.
Stick out your chest!
So?
Are you comfortable? Did you like the suit?
Yes. Yes. Can I speak with my normal voice?
I would prefer not, you are dressed as a character.
You are not a person.
One question... What´s going on with the train?
Nothing happens. There is a problem with the acceleration and brakes.
In a week it will be ready.
OK...
Last question... About the payments, and all that...
You don´t have to worry about that. That´s my problem.
You only have to put your mind on the character.
Drink water!
It´s hot outside. Hydrate yourself.
Ok?
Good, good, good...
Jesus Christ...
I suggest you prepare for everything.
The season is coming strong.
You´ll see when there are many passengers.
See you next week, my little creatures!
Happy Holidays!
Are you going home?
Uhm, I don´t know. Why?
You can speak with your normal voice, no problem.
I was wondering if you wanted to go out for a drink.
Somewhere here, or where?
No, here I would prefer not.
Do you have a car?
Motorcycle.
Well, let´s go on the motorcycle then.
But with one condition...
Which is?
So Oscar, the owner, is your uncle.
And I didn´t tell you the best part.
Oscar was the inventor of the ¨Happy Trains¨.
How come he was the inventor?
They´ve been around for a long time.
Well... What do I know? He always told us the same thing.
He used to collect little trains, the toy ones.
Don´t suffer anymore.
Later his childhood best friend stole his idea.
I think this was during the ´80s or something like that.
And if you tell me that your love will wait for me...
He became rich overnight and didn´t give my uncle a cent.
Can you believe that?
And I´ll be back...
And a few years ago, Oscar almost killed him. And he was arrested...
Like... they imprisoned him?
No, no. It wasn´t his fault anyway.
I mean... it was a misunderstanding.
It seems that this man wanted to attack him...
...or something like that. And he did what he had to do.
Actually my uncle is a very sensitive guy.
I will return my love. Yes, I will return.
-Do you know how he met my aunt? -No.
He worked as a baywatcher and jumped into the sea to save her.
I would love for someone to do something like that for me.
Exactly like that?
No, no. It doesn´t matter.
But wait. So Oscar was imprisoned for attempted murder?
That´s crazy!
Look, he says he defended himself. And that´s it.
Anyway, since he came out he hasn´t stopped talking about the same thing.
He wants to rebuild his life, fulfill his dream...
What do I know?
Maybe he is obsessed.
Besides, I think that, with all this, he spent everything he had.
Wait. And what about salaries?
No, that´s all good. Why?
Are you low?
Of course. Like everyone.
You are an actor, right?
Do you mind if I call you Mikei?
No, no.
Well, I´m studying at the municipal art school in...
You know what?
I´m going to confess. There´s something about Mikei that I really like.
Well, if you think about it...
...he acts a little stupid. And he´s also kind of a coward.
...but at the same time, he´s the coolest.
He´s like a king. Right?
Wasn´t he the first cartoon, or something?
It seems to me that the first cartoon was made by an argentinian. In fact...
I think in the year...
Well...
Here´s to the job.
Or to us.
To...
To both things.
Gooood eveniiiiing!!!!
Are you ready to dance?
Yes!!!
Are you ready to sing?
Yes!!!
Are you ready to have fun?
Yes!!!
Good! So let´s get started!!
Come on, people! Let´s go for a ride! We´ll have a great time! Yeah!
Yeah!!
Let´s see who shouts louder!
Hey! Hey! Let´s see!
The Green-Man is really hard! Haha!
Come on! Applause, applause!
Aladdin!
Let´s get excited about summer, people!
What are you, a pussy? Move, idiot!
Come on, family!
Come on, princess!
Get your hands out of there, Mikei!
Horns! Horns!
Come on, people! Hands up! Hands up, people!
Come on! Up! Up!
-Mikei, I want to go to the bathroom. -What?
I want to go to the bathroom!
No. There is no bathroom...
Where... where are your parents?
Where are your... parents?
What´s up. There´s no bathroom.
We can´t stop. Forgive me.
Forgive me!
But...
And now what happened, man?
I don´t know! It must be the alternator that went mad!
Or the battery that was discharged by everything connected!
Battery? You almost killed us all.
Dear people, dear tourist...
...everything will be resolved shortly. A technical problem, that´s all.
Now my creatures will give you lollipops so that you can leave with a sweet taste...
...and you can enjoy our return.
What happened?
Come on, champ. It´s okey.
Careful, dear. Jump! Good!
Are you OK?
If you are OK.
Maybe better than you.
What are you listening to?
Italo Disco.
What?
Italo Disco.
Oh...
What about...?
What?
The train?
No, no. About...
Nothing.
A fuck. Just one, literally.
I recommended him to work here...
...now he thinks we can have something more...
What do I know?
So he´s not your boyfriend.
It´s always the same.
You know them, you get attached...
...you fuck them a couple more times...
...and then...
...¨Seen¨.
Are we going to your house, or not?
It´s just that... I don´t live close.
And the motorcycle?
Well... my house is all messy, you know.
-You don´t feel like it. -No, is not that!
You live with someone else, right?
Something like that.
Well, I mean... if you feel like it, let´s go anyway, because...
...maybe I would like to see your house. I´m curious.
Hey, what were you telling me the other day about the first cartoon?
Did an argentinian do it?
Yes. No. Well, actually...
...it wasn´t the first cartoon, but the first animated feature film.
Oh... and Walt Disnei?
He´s a jerk.
Hey, my house is really a mess, no one has come in a while and...
Don´t worry, it´s okay.
Can you give me your jacket?
Yes.
No, no no!
Leave it on.
Can you show me your room?
Come on, family! Let the party begin!
Let the party begin!
Let the party begin, family!
Come on old man, give it your all!
Don´t cover yourself! It´s all going to your face!
Come on, come on, come on!
What´s happening?
Nothing, I´m just a little dizzy.
Are you with that too?
One second...
Drink some water.
How do you feel?
Because of this?
No...
...phisically.
Phisically...
...a little strange lately.
Why?
Did you feel strange these last few days?
Yes. I felt strange these last few days.
Look, I have to be honest with you.
But do you promise me you won´t get angry?
Tell me anything.
Are you fucking serious?
It´s my body! It´s my life!
I´m going crazy. I´m going crazy!
How is that they are putting this thing into us...?
No, no. I didn´t know how to tell you!
Come on! Tell, tell!
It was Oscar´s idea!
Your son of a bitch uncle!
He´s not a son of a bitch, Mikei!
My name is not Mikei! My name is Fed...
I don´t care what your name is!
Who the fuck is yelling? What´s going on?
Shut up mom!
Don´t tell me to shut up, you stupid asshole!
Allright...
I need you to please explain to me what is happening.
I already explained what is happening.
For Oscar this is the best way to help you with your characters.
Do you realize that there are children on the train?
It is the dream of his life. He wanted everything to be perfect, okay?
I thought it was going to be for a couple of days and... it got out of hand!
It got out of hand!
Yes! You are right!
Listen... I didn´t want this to happen, okay?
Nothing of this.
Do you know where bus 129 stops?
-We have to let them know. -No!
-We have to let them know! -No, no!
Don´t start talking, because then the police may show up...
...and we´re all going to have a problem, okay?
I´m going to talk to Oscar.
And that´s it.
Sorry.
The Happiness is about to leave!
Don´t miss this trip to childhood...
...and fun!
With beautiful characters!
Like the Incredible Green!
The Arachnid-Man!
Aladdin!
With a little coat we´re going out...
Here comes Mikei! Here, Mikei!
Mikei just got on! A round of applause for Mikei!
There he is! Mikei!
-Hello, how are you? -Good!
That´s nice. Are you ready to have fun?
Yes!!
To sing and dance?
Yes!!!
Well, let´s start with all this.
Do you want us to stop?
What did you say, friendly neighbor? No, we can´t stop.
I have Mary Shane at home, a spider-baby, debts...
-No, don´t drink this water! -What are you doing?
Do you know what this water contains?
Stop! Stop the train!
Stop the train!
Let him go!
Stop the train!
Don´t worry friendly citizens! I will protect you!
Oh God, oh God.
Oscar, you´re going to kill us all!
Oscar, stop now!
The voice, Mikei! The voice!
-Stop it, Oscar! -Don´t you realize that it doesn´t brake?
It doesn´t have brakes! They are broken!
What are you talking about?
It doesn´t brake! I don´t know why, but it doesn´t stop!
-I will faint... -No!
-Oscar, you´re an idiot! -Stop fucking with me!
Stop the train!
Oscar, we are near the plaza. I´m going to help you stop!
Good, Mikei! You are finally doing something, damn it!
Continue down the avenue!
Yes, I´ll continue down the avenue!
Watch out for the cars, Oscar!
Goddamnit!
-You are going to crush! -Don´t worry! Nothing happens!
Stop, bitch!
-Do something, Oscar! I beg you! -What do you want me to do??
There are families! Do anything!
Oh God, oh God...
Calm down!
Please Oscar, be careful!
Oh, shit...
God, please, I don´t want to die. Don´t let me kill myself!
Mikei! What is he doing?
What is Mikei doing here?
I don´t want to die, God!
What is he doing?
What am I doing? What the hell am I doing?
Oh God!
Mikei!
-Uncle, the handbrake! -Oscar, come on!
-The handbrake! -Yes!!!
Everything´s fine little ones!
Bravo!
Thank you, thank you!
Mikei genious!
Thank you, thank you!
Stay still, motherfucker!
-Hands behind your back, asshole! -Watch my shoulder!
-What shoulder? -Gentle on my shoulder!
Hey!
-Walk, moron! -Hey, don´t you want water?
-No, I don´t want it. -You have to hydrate yourself!
You have to hydrate yourself!
Hydrate your ass, idiot! Walk!
This is yours?
Could you give it to me?
Good luck, Mikei!
Come on. I want to go. Get out of there!
Thank you for what you did.
It was nothing.
You don´t need to use the voice, nor...
...this either.
What is your name?
Fede.
Fede?
Sorry for...
...for everything.
When... when you feel better...
...text me, please.
Princess!
THE HAPPINESS