Beware, the unusual film you are about to watch
contains many scenes of rare violence.
All the mutilations as well as the dismemberments
and the cannibal rites were carried out by real professionals.
Please do not try to indulge in this kind of massacre at home.
Thank you.
The wall is over.
Our beloved President and the new Mexican El Cobra government,
led by the mighty Chupacabra,
are proud to present the Amity Wall.
Over 2000 miles of pure steel between Brownville and Tijuanass.
To say no to immigration.
And if Mexicans piss you off, do like El Cobra,
eat them... For free! And if you're not happy,
if you don't like Mexican meat...
Go fuck yourself!
Sponsored by Taco Rabane restaurants.
It's impossible!
Impossible!
What the fuck would he do on my land?
You may not like it but...
He is here to destroy our wall.
WHAT!?
Damn!
All right Sharky.
Find and kill that little fucking secret agent!
And don't forget my virgin.
You can trust me, Mistress, Sì!
So, this small prophet of none
would be back..? Poor unconscious!
Anyway, if it's really you,
you'll dig it
BUBBLEMAN!!!
Bomb has been planted!
- Why are you doing this? - Well, I'm a secret agent
of Zeroland, buddy. Breaking down their wall is my mission.
It pisses the world off, that's cool.
Fuck!
I didn't make no bones about it!
Super subtle the agents from Zeroland
and incredibly efficient!
Ok Predolita, you won't stop breaking my bal...
And what about these Humpty Dumpty!?
What are you talking about!?
Those jerks!
Ah...them, they're going to annoy me.
Pedrolita, you see the cooler? Hide inside.
We are all going to die from being eaten.
So that's it El Bubbleman!?
Motherfucker!
Shit!
Not very discreet for a secret agent!
Come on! Follow us nicely, the tourist agent!
Can't we have a drink first?
Fucking shit!
It sucks!
Tear down our wall!
What a stupid idea! The wall is vital to us, you understand!?
How do we eat if all the Chicanos move to the Yankees!?
Fucking cannibals! Pray for I never get out of this fucking hole!
Buenas noches luchador!
I might get bored here.
Oh a scorpion! I love it! And it looks like a female!
But it's stinging me! Get the hell out of...!
Fuuuuck!
Fuuuuck!!
It smells chicken run here!
What the fuck!?
Classy!
- You play well. - Thank you!
Not easy with four fingers less but I agree that’s pretty good.
Is that you!? Is it really you!?
I've been waiting for you for so long.
Really! What for!?
Do you want to eat me too!?
Only the White Sun God can take over LA MALINCHE.
I beg your pardon?
Come on, I'll show you.
600 years ago, in the fabulous and radiant city of Zeropopec.
This is here. Harmony and prosperity
reigned thanks to the goddess Genesis, that's me!
But we had to flee and hide to escape the cannibal fury of that little bitch Chupacabra.
But that was without counting on the prophecy of the advent of the White Sun God. That's you!
Ah... cool!
Yes, and it's also a cult.
A cult?... Oh shit.
Yes, a kind of bloody buffet that ends with the sacrifice of a virgin.
A virgin!?
That sucks!
Yes a virgin, devoured at the next eclipse by that filthy goat sucker.
A goat sucker!? Damn that’s weird !
And this cod can sometimes be a little bit surly,
especially during the eclipse.
It is better not to try to shit in her sandals.
And I guess the eclipse is tomorrow!?
Right!
Well, we're screwed!
That's it! So you kill her, we bomb the wall, we go to Colorado, and thank you goodbye,
that's all for you!
I feel like I'm going to lose another ball on this one!
And what is this one?
Nevermind.
Oh look!
That's me when I was young and that's my brother-in-law
and that's his dog, Jackal, a little rotten chihuahua.
It was racist but so loyal...
Ah... interesting!
When is it time for a drink here?
Let me go!
Let me go you fat cow!
Poor little fool! You don't know how lucky you are to be eaten by me!
By your death, the Universe will open again on an era of darkness and chaos
My era, my reign.
Bubbleman he'll come back and your reign will be rotten!
Yuck!!!
Ready?
Ready!
Bubbleman!?
Of course he'll be back! In 600 years maybe!?
Shit!
Son of a bitch!
That one's for me.
Well... The bitch is next !
I, Genesis, Queen of the 5th Alliance, Goddess of Zeropopec,
command you to appear in front of me and the White Sun God!
If you want something done right, do it yourself.
So, Genesis, are you coming to shit in my sandals again?
Choupette, that jackal's breath!
So you just decided to brush your teeth with shit ?
You're screwed, girl!
The prophecy is coming true!
Of course the prophecy is happening!
You are all dead!
You are all already dead!
It's starting to stink of shit there!
Bubbleman!
Damn! I got to climb all these fucking stairs!?
Save her! No one else matters!
Let's shoot her!
Fuck, that sucks!
Bubbleman
I failed.
The future of the universe is now in your...
In your hand.
Amazing optimism!
- Bubble! - Fuck! The virgin...
Untie me quickly please!
Don't forget... No one live's forever.
God damned! It was a fucking big deal!
Thank you Bubbleman.
We are finally free. The prophecy is fulfilled.
I can go rest in peace.
What do you mean by accomplished?
It didn't end that way for you and me, did it?
The journey ends here for me.
Only you could resurrect from the beast's belly.
There's no way you're going to die now, Genesis.
Forever.
Forever my love.
- We made it? - We can say so.
Maybe we'll stay here after all, right?
Oh shit!
For sure we'll stay here.
Oh yeah! No risk to get eaten anymore!
Hey... that's right!
And so, once the reign of cannibal terror was defeated,
the powerful White Sun God announced the advent of the 6th world,
bringing Hope and Freedom to the oppressed peoples.
Reaching back his rightful place on the throne
Bubbleman will lead the Children of the Sun, for eternity.
Bubbleman speaking!
- Bubble! What the fuck are you doing!? - Patty!?
I could really use some help right now!
Eternity my ass!
I'm coming!!!