Where's your uh..
Where's your corkscrew?
You ready for your big blind date?
I think you two will get on.
Kat said she's into her music and stuff too, I think.
Look, can we just not like.
Can we not talk about it. I don't want it to be this weird thing.
And it's..
We'll just.. We'll just.. see what happens.
Hey. Oh my god. Hello.
Oh my god.
It's so nice. Welcome.
Yes. Thank you.
Ok, so.
So, I'm a woman. You're such a cheater. Yes.
You're such a cheater.
I'm still alive. It felt off.
You looked at your name.
I'm not British. You're such a cheater. I saw you.
I didn't it fell on the floor..
I'm in the entertainment industry..
This is so hard.
Am I an actor? No.
Well technically you are.
Nah, you're not a fucking actor.
So, Laura. What do you?
Oh, umm..
I'm a musician.
Oh, really?
That's cool.
You could sing us a song.
I'll go get the guitar out.
No way.
Go on, why not?
No.
Her stuff's incredible, honestly.
She's got like a million listens on Spotify.
Really?
Yeah.
Shit. So..
You're like a proper musician?
Well..
How do I find your stuff on Spotify?
What should I type in?
Laura Lewis.
So, you got any gigs coming up?
Not at the moment.
Although I'm almost done on my second album.
So, once that's finished and we release it..
Hopefully I'll start doing some gigs again.
We should go.
Yeah. You should get Nick along as well so he can..
That would be amazing. I'd love that.
You should write about it.
Write about it?
He works for The Guardian.
Did anybody see that new thing on Netflix?
The Guardian?
He does all the..
Yeah. I do articles and stuff. It's.. Yeah.
It's uh..
Yeah. It's- It's cool.
But- Uh- It's a lot of
Corporate. Boring.
Yeah. Umm..
Did you want to play a game?
You do the music reviews for them as well though.
Don't you?
Huh?
You're a critic for The Guardian?
Umm..
Yeah. I mean..
Yeah.
A little bit. Sometimes. A little bit.
We, umm..
We actually got a review on our album
from The Guardian recently.
That's a..
That's such a weird coincidence.
Did you listen to it?
Uh..
No, I don't think so.
You don't think so?
Yeah. Well I mean they-
They send us a lot of music. So..
So we have to listen to a lot of new bands.
No...
I...
Yeah. Sorry I don't -
I'm not sure if I remember.
Well I can just check. Right now. So.
Ah- Uh- Actually.
Y- Yeah. No.
Wait. Yeah.
Yeah. I think I..
I think I did listen to it. Yeah.
What did you think of it?
Yeah, I thought it was good.
Really?
That's not what you wrote in The Guardian
When you reviewed it.
Though. Did you?
Yeah. What? Uh...
Yeah. I think I did. Yeah.
No you didn't.
I gave you lots of praise.
I said the songs were enjoyable.
"For the most part."
Look.
I-
You're really. Good.
You're album's really good.
Like, you're really- Talented. Honestly.
It's just-
Just it felt..
Well, it felt a little bit like..
I just felt like, maybe you
could be a bit more authentic. But..
Wait. I'm not saying you're not..
I'm not saying you're not authentic. I just meant-
Do you know what?
I don't care what you think.
Yep.
Yep. That's fine.
Ok. Is anyone else still hungry?
You understand that review
has a massive impact on my career.
That's- That's what I do.
I review stuff.
How would you feel if someone was
publicly reviewing your reviews?
Well people- People do.
People- People Tweet about them all the time.
Do you play an instrument?
Uh..
W..
Look. I-
I know it's hard to hear
what people think about you stuff.
So, you don't.
You don't know what it's like at all.
To make something and put it out there.
I mean, I do- I d-
I do put stuff out there.
So, what?
So- So what?
Only people who write music, can review music.
That sounds a bit stupid.
Isn't it?
Isn't it? It's like-
It's a really solid album.
It's a really, really solid album.
Like, 3 stars.
3 stars is good.
3 stars is like, above average.
Ok. Here..
I actually have it saved.
Laura Lewis' debut album
Shows of her vocal flair and
at times manages some poetic lyricsicm.
The main problem is
I wish I liked it more.
The songs are, for the most part, enjoyable.
But it's nothing new here.
Stories about broken hearts and break-ups.
A little lacklustre.
She never really quite hits it home.
If only her ex-boyfriend had known
What a mediocre album he was about to inspire.
He might have thought twice about cheating.
3 stars.
Does anyone want a drink?
I'm parched.
Yeah. We should-
Play a game.
Yeah. Or something.
I'm really thirsty.
And we have tiramisu.
Oh amazing.
It's in the fridge.