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Hello.

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I'm over here.

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Buckle up

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Lady, buckle up

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Ladybug

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Uh, fake it till you make it

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You misspeak...

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You thunder and you tumble, uh...

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You thunder and you tumble

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You stutter and you stumble

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Buckle up

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Lady, buckle up

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Uh, ladybug

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I was going to make a film
about a day in the life of Bib-Bobby,

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young rap talent
with hip hop for a hobby.

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It started as a quiet day.

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No - it was raining.

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More beetles on the pavement
than on the road.

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No, not the car.

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The insect.

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There was only one, actually.

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He crawled somewhat aimlessly
on the pavement.

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It didn't feel like Wednesday at all.

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It isn't even Wednesday, loser.

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And this isn't the beginning,
this is the end.

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My feeling is right.

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It doesn't seem
to be Wednesday at all.

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Girl, a couple of steps to the left.

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Yes, sit down over there.

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Good.

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Shake your head.

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Well done.

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And mother.

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You're starting to get annoyed.

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Tell her.

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Stomp your feet.

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Stomp them.

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Well done.

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Now stand up.

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And run after her.

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Perfect.

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Comedy, tragedy.

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A simple choice of lens
can make the difference.

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Film way up close,
and people will weep.

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With extra cheese, please.

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Take your distance, and with some luck,
it will be funny as fuck.

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Say, girls...

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You're not allowed to film in here.

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I'm not a girl.

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Here we don't discriminate
on the basis of gender.

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Come on.

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Hey, there!

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Do you have permission for that?

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A film needs tension.

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A conflict.

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A beginning.

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An intriguing beginning.

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Or even better,

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a compelling beginning.

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This isn't even a beginning.

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Loser.

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A skateboard.

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A mouth full of iron.

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Just when you think
you have things under control,

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a new character is introduced.

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What are you guys doing?

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Filming.

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You may be thinking: how confusing,

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when you're both the main character
and the narrator of the film.

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But the point is to maintain the mystery.

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Just like the voice over,

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the main character
must choose every single word

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carefully.

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This isn't the Ferrari
among the cameras,

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but it's the optical steady shot

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with the intelligent active mode
that makes it a sexy little camera.

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Touch screen LCD.

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Take a picture, then.

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Wait.

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Are you playing
the main character yourself?

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Then what am I?
- My love interest.

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What is this,
a romantic comedy or something?

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No. No, no! This is real.

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Everything in this film is real.

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This table... is real.

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He...

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is real.

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He is a fly on the wall.

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I just don't have any content any more.

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I have zero followers.

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Hey Bobby, will he keep filming?

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Yeah, but don't mind him.

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What a weirdo.

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A real weirdo.

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Bobby...

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You can do it.

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Do it again.
- What?

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Can you guys do that again?

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Do exactly the same as you did just now.
But one more time.

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Come on.

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Yeah, come forward a little.

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A little to the left.

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Come here, come here, yes.

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Whoooo!

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Strike-out!

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Whoooo, yeah!

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Woohoo! Nice!

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Do that again.

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Woohoo, nice.

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No.

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I don't buy it.

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Try to laugh,
open your mouth a little.

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Show your teeth.

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Woohoo! Nice!

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Again.

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Again.

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Stop.

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Stop.

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Stop.

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The balls have been thrown.

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The game was played.

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The day seemed to be over.

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But a film should not end like that.

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It wasn't like that at all.

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Loser, you're just making stuff up.

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But otherwise it gets so messy.

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You're not a fucking voice over, Sam!

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You're playing the main character.

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I don't buy it.

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Show your teeth when you laugh.

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Do it.

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Stop manipulating all the time, Sam.

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But...

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I was making a film about you!

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I'm not a film.

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And that table is a prop.