1 00:00:41,359 --> 00:00:43,560 9 out of 10 points… 2 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,359 What? 3 00:00:46,359 --> 00:00:49,079 Hi, it´s Paul. 4 00:00:49,079 --> 00:00:50,759 I’d like to make an appointment. 5 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:54,479 The exposure was yesterday. 6 00:00:54,479 --> 00:00:56,600 I am fine, thanks! 7 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,600 That was so dope yesterday. 8 00:01:00,399 --> 00:01:02,560 Ah. No. No itching. 9 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,760 I’d just like to make sure everything is fine. 10 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,680 8 weeks? 11 00:01:09,799 --> 00:01:12,879 Well... See you in 8 weeks. Thanks. 12 00:01:12,879 --> 00:01:15,879 First of all: You need to move out. 13 00:01:16,359 --> 00:01:18,920 And second: Just call her. 14 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:22,200 If you want to quit the bullshit: 15 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Communicate clearly. 16 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,840 I don´t have her number. 17 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,280 Hi, Good morning. 18 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,959 Morning. 19 00:01:57,959 --> 00:02:00,959 I´d like to get tested. 20 00:02:02,159 --> 00:02:05,079 How long do I have to wait? 21 00:02:05,079 --> 00:02:08,479 It depends upon the time of your exposure... 22 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:10,919 and the last time you went to the bathroom. 23 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:14,280 I am pretty sure it is 8 weeks now. 24 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,960 8 weeks without going to the bathroom? 25 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:21,759 Yes. And the exposure was 2 hours ago. 26 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,159 Please sign this form 27 00:02:24,159 --> 00:02:28,280 and go through the blue door to have your blood sample taken. 28 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,479 Thanks. 29 00:02:29,479 --> 00:02:31,360 You´re welcome. 30 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,680 Hey sorry, do you have a lighter? 31 00:02:53,759 --> 00:02:54,919 Annie? 32 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:56,360 Max? 33 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:57,400 Paul... 34 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,400 Sure. Paul. Sorry. 35 00:03:01,319 --> 00:03:03,479 Do you want the lighter or not? 36 00:03:03,479 --> 00:03:04,639 Thanks. 37 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,159 Are you getting tested too? 38 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:26,159 No, I am here to give you a lighter. 39 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,000 Good pick up line, by the way. 40 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,199 I forget things. 41 00:03:33,199 --> 00:03:35,439 Lighters... 42 00:03:36,199 --> 00:03:39,400 Rubbers... 43 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,319 But hey, I remembered your name. 44 00:03:49,919 --> 00:03:51,479 This is a bit awkward. Right? 45 00:03:51,479 --> 00:03:53,840 This is a bit awkward. Right? Yes. Totally. 46 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,520 But, for real, you think you got an STI from me? 47 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,680 No disrespect... 48 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,599 ...but after two hours we endet up in my bed. 49 00:04:00,599 --> 00:04:04,080 I´d asked you, but the only thing I had the next morning... 50 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,840 ...was a 9 out of 10 star rating. 51 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,159 I got no rating. 52 00:04:09,159 --> 00:04:11,919 I got no rating. Do you think I infected you with something? 53 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,759 That’s why I got only 9 stars? 54 00:04:13,759 --> 00:04:15,080 That’s why I got only 9 stars? No disrespect... 55 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,639 ...but after 2 hours we ended up in bed. 56 00:04:16,639 --> 00:04:18,120 Without a rubber. 57 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,959 Whore. 58 00:04:20,639 --> 00:04:23,000 I took away one point for the wine... 59 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,720 ...do you always drink that sweet stuff? 60 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,920 No... 61 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,800 It´s like Schrödinger´s Cat for one week. 62 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,800 Am I infected, am I not… 63 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,920 But ... 64 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:43,360 I live around the corner and I have the day off… 65 00:04:47,519 --> 00:04:51,720 That´s way to fast, again! 66 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:55,920 But the Lighter Pick Up Line works. 67 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:19,680 Good morning. When I woke up, he was gone. 68 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:24,160 I mean, at least he could have left a rating. 69 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,560 Let´s see. 70 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:47,759 Here it is. You are alive and healthy. 71 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,879 Uhm, I´d wait here for a while, if that’s ok. 72 00:05:51,879 --> 00:05:52,759 Sure. 73 00:06:26,759 --> 00:06:29,519 Young lady, you´re still here? 74 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:32,000 You’re not waiting for me, are you? 75 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,519 No, I thought some dude would show up. 76 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,680 Ah, some prince charming. 77 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,680 Nope. Just a regular dude. 78 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,240 What a shame. 79 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:45,279 Because there is a prince who has been waiting at the exit for some time. 80 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:46,560 For real? 81 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,319 Yes! 82 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:53,240 That´s embarrassing, but you don’t happen to know his name? 83 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:57,480 No...Luca… or Paul? Something like that. 84 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,720 Yes. Paul! Thanks! 85 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:03,279 You´re welcome. 86 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:10,319 Hey... 87 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,879 Paul, right? 88 00:07:13,879 --> 00:07:15,480 Wow. 89 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:19,439 I´d´ve been crushed if you had forgotten my name. 90 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,839 So? What are we doing now? 91 00:07:31,879 --> 00:07:35,319 Let us start over again. 92 00:07:35,319 --> 00:07:40,759 Hi, my name is Paul. And who are you? 93 00:07:40,759 --> 00:07:43,720 Hi Paul, I am Annie. 94 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:47,120 I´m studying in the city. What’s up with you? 95 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,839 I´ve just finished my apprenticeship... 96 00:07:49,839 --> 00:07:52,800 ...and I am currently unemployed. Sexy, right? 97 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,120 Well, than it´ll be my treat. 98 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,319 Do you feel like a falafel? 99 00:07:56,319 --> 00:07:57,560 Do you feel like a falafel? Oh, Yes. 100 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,000 If you want to, there is an Ayran in it, too. 101 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Fuck, yes. Nice. 102 00:08:06,079 --> 00:08:07,319 That´s a shortcut. 103 00:08:07,319 --> 00:08:09,360 No, that´s quicker. 104 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,959 Well, this is the shortest. 105 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,800 Do you have a lighter? 106 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,120 Nope. 107 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,360 Oh fuck, my bike!