9 out of 10 points…
What?
Hi, it´s Paul.
I’d like to make an appointment.
The exposure was yesterday.
I am fine, thanks!
That was so dope yesterday.
Ah. No. No itching.
I’d just like to make sure everything is fine.
8 weeks?
Well... See you in 8 weeks. Thanks.
First of all: You need to move out.
And second: Just call her.
If you want to quit the bullshit:
Communicate clearly.
I don´t have her number.
Hi, Good morning.
Morning.
I´d like to get tested.
How long do I have to wait?
It depends upon the time of your exposure...
and the last time you went to the bathroom.
I am pretty sure it is 8 weeks now.
8 weeks without going to the bathroom?
Yes. And the exposure was 2 hours ago.
Please sign this form
and go through the blue door to have your blood sample taken.
Thanks.
You´re welcome.
Hey sorry, do you have a lighter?
Annie?
Max?
Paul...
Sure. Paul. Sorry.
Do you want the lighter or not?
Thanks.
Are you getting tested too?
No, I am here to give you a lighter.
Good pick up line, by the way.
I forget things.
Lighters...
Rubbers...
But hey, I remembered your name.
This is a bit awkward. Right?
Yes. Totally.
But, for real, you think you got an STI from me?
No disrespect...
...but after two hours we endet up in my bed.
I´d asked you, but the only thing I had the next morning...
...was a 9 out of 10 star rating.
I got no rating.
Do you think I infected you with something?
That’s why I got only 9 stars?
No disrespect...
...but after 2 hours we ended up in bed.
Without a rubber.
Whore.
I took away one point for the wine...
...do you always drink that sweet stuff?
No...
It´s like Schrödinger´s Cat for one week.
Am I infected, am I not…
But ...
I live around the corner and I have the day off…
That´s way to fast, again!
But the Lighter Pick Up Line works.
Good morning. When I woke up, he was gone.
I mean, at least he could have left a rating.
Let´s see.
Here it is. You are alive and healthy.
Uhm, I´d wait here for a while, if that’s ok.
Sure.
Young lady, you´re still here?
You’re not waiting for me, are you?
No, I thought some dude would show up.
Ah, some prince charming.
Nope. Just a regular dude.
What a shame.
Because there is a prince who has been waiting at the exit for some time.
For real?
Yes!
That´s embarrassing, but you don’t happen to know his name?
No...Luca… or Paul? Something like that.
Yes. Paul! Thanks!
You´re welcome.
Hey...
Paul, right?
Wow.
I´d´ve been crushed if you had forgotten my name.
So? What are we doing now?
Let us start over again.
Hi, my name is Paul. And who are you?
Hi Paul, I am Annie.
I´m studying in the city. What’s up with you?
I´ve just finished my apprenticeship...
...and I am currently unemployed. Sexy, right?
Well, than it´ll be my treat.
Do you feel like a falafel?
Oh, Yes.
If you want to, there is an Ayran in it, too.
Fuck, yes. Nice.
That´s a shortcut.
No, that´s quicker.
Well, this is the shortest.
Do you have a lighter?
Nope.
Oh fuck, my bike!